Are you ready for the annual cycle of Christmas celebrating through indulgence and New Year's guilt and repentance? Have no fear, children, I have just the thing to get us through.
Advertisement Found:
"Dieting With Jesus Magnets!
Dieting With Jesus… because that ass needs a miracle! The Lord is our shepherd and he's thinning out the flock.
*Your body is a temple. Fill it with salad.
*Work those buns anywhere.
*Fat jeans or skinny jeans? You decide.
*Omega-3 fatty acids are a blessing for that tummy.
Magnets measure approximately 2 inches wide x 2 inches tall."
Originally I found this image on Vic the Vicar's blog (http://www.victhevicar.blogspot.com). Vic's entry for these magnets is hilarious! I highly recommend the read (posted on December 4)!
Then I found the advertisement for these blessed little things on perpetualkid.com. Imagine the joy upon the face of a child when opening these up on Christmas morn! ...or hopefully someone in the family will like them...
That's a sweet headband, Jesus! I think I will go workout! Thanks again, my Man/Spirit!
"Dieting With Jesus Magnets!
Dieting With Jesus… because that ass needs a miracle! The Lord is our shepherd and he's thinning out the flock.
*Your body is a temple. Fill it with salad.
*Work those buns anywhere.
*Fat jeans or skinny jeans? You decide.
*Omega-3 fatty acids are a blessing for that tummy.
Magnets measure approximately 2 inches wide x 2 inches tall."
Originally I found this image on Vic the Vicar's blog (http://www.victhevicar.blogspot.com). Vic's entry for these magnets is hilarious! I highly recommend the read (posted on December 4)!
Then I found the advertisement for these blessed little things on perpetualkid.com. Imagine the joy upon the face of a child when opening these up on Christmas morn! ...or hopefully someone in the family will like them...
That's a sweet headband, Jesus! I think I will go workout! Thanks again, my Man/Spirit!
