Goals of this past week:
* Exercise 5 days with 2 of those days doubled up to do both the Mat Workout and Dance Cardio by Tracy Anderson: YUP - Check - Wasn't always the most motivated about it, but I did it!
*Weight Watchers Points on 6 days and the 7th day eat more (Wendie Plan): I did them 5 of the days, but decided that I should eat more 2 of the days...my Mom sent Matthew Birthday Cookies and there was no way that I wasn't going to partake in baked goods from my fabulous Momalah.
*Water, Vitamins, Fish Oil Daily Intakes: I completely slacked on water for a couple of the days...and the scale showed it -
The numbers say +1.4 pounds...which means I'm .2 pounds away from where this journey began! hahaha! For crap sake.
There are plenty of things I did wrong this week - I ate some of the points I gained through exercising, and didn't drink enough water. I also craved salty goodness...and well, ladies, this does have something to do with what we have to deal with on a monthly basis. I'm feeling as bloated as Violet Beauregarde when she turned into a blueberry and they had to roll her to the juicery.
When I think about "bloat", I think about "boat" and "float". Everytime I feel bloated, I picture a group of people gathered on a shore as they put me out to sea. They wave handkerchiefs, blow kisses, and call out luck for the voyage. My swollen limb waves goodbye, as my head struggles to look at them from my ghastly swollen body. I glide boyantly over the waves into the expansive horizon. "Bye, bye friends! I shall return from this journey in seven days! Thank you for laying the fudge stripe cookies upon my belly - they will surely come in handy!"
Hopefully I will deflate soon - this will surely teach me for not drinking enough water and too much salt!
* Exercise 5 days with 2 of those days doubled up to do both the Mat Workout and Dance Cardio by Tracy Anderson: YUP - Check - Wasn't always the most motivated about it, but I did it!
*Weight Watchers Points on 6 days and the 7th day eat more (Wendie Plan): I did them 5 of the days, but decided that I should eat more 2 of the days...my Mom sent Matthew Birthday Cookies and there was no way that I wasn't going to partake in baked goods from my fabulous Momalah.
*Water, Vitamins, Fish Oil Daily Intakes: I completely slacked on water for a couple of the days...and the scale showed it -
The numbers say +1.4 pounds...which means I'm .2 pounds away from where this journey began! hahaha! For crap sake.
There are plenty of things I did wrong this week - I ate some of the points I gained through exercising, and didn't drink enough water. I also craved salty goodness...and well, ladies, this does have something to do with what we have to deal with on a monthly basis. I'm feeling as bloated as Violet Beauregarde when she turned into a blueberry and they had to roll her to the juicery.
When I think about "bloat", I think about "boat" and "float". Everytime I feel bloated, I picture a group of people gathered on a shore as they put me out to sea. They wave handkerchiefs, blow kisses, and call out luck for the voyage. My swollen limb waves goodbye, as my head struggles to look at them from my ghastly swollen body. I glide boyantly over the waves into the expansive horizon. "Bye, bye friends! I shall return from this journey in seven days! Thank you for laying the fudge stripe cookies upon my belly - they will surely come in handy!"
Hopefully I will deflate soon - this will surely teach me for not drinking enough water and too much salt!
1 comment:
You actually could have lost, but due to your bloating you can't see it. I predict a big loss next week!
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